Text riddles

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

I have a ring, but no hands. I used to be plugged into the wall but now I follow you every where. What am I?

What season dose Humpty Dumpty hate the most?

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

I am black when clean and white when dirty. What am I?

What runs around a house but does not move?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Once you have it, you want to share it. Once you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?

A man is in his car. He sees three doors; a golden one, a diamond one and a silver one. Which door does he go through first?

My goal is to have $12. If I save $1 a month then it will take me 12 months to save $12. If I save $2 a month then it will take me 6 months to save $12. What if I saved $1.50 each month? How many months would it take me to save $12?